[westbor0baptistchurch]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[galvan-in-portland]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit]

☝🏾😂

[mrsolodolo24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[someoneintheshadow446]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her

---

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[kiiboi-v3]

Zeroni sounds like a fancy kind of pasta :’) im so sorry

[theytrey]

Ooc/ I love this book and movie so much oh my god

[carryonmywaywardcaptain]

This post was liked when it appeared on my dash, so I know I’ve reblogged, but I’m not about to mess with her!

Also, these poor youths who have no idea 😭

[onlyhenrys]

Get this crazy woman away from me, please

[poguesgold]

HOW TO DONATE TO BLM WHEN YOU HAVE NO MONEY

a black woman named zoe amira posted a video on youtube. this video is an hour long and filled with art and music from black creators. it has a ton of ads, and in result will rack up a ton of revenue. 100% of the ad revenue from the video will be dispersed between various blm organizations, including bail-out funds for protesters. it will be split between the following, dependent on necessity

1. brooklyn bail fund
2. minnesota freedom fund
3. atlanta action network
4. columbus freedom fund
5. louisville community bail fund
6. chicago bond
7. black visions collective
8. richmond community bail fund
9. the bail project inc
10. nw com bail fund
11. philadelphia bail fund
12. the korchhinski-parquet family gofundme
13. george floyd’s family gofundme
14. blacklivesmatter.com
15. reclaim the block
16. aclu

turn off your adblocker and put the video on repeat. do not skip ads. let it play on loop whether you’re listening or not. mute the tab if you need to focus elsewhere. but let. it. play.

youtube will donate to blm for you.

please, please reblog. for people who don’t have money to spare, this is incredibly important information to have.

[nesgadol]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[lascivuus]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[deckster]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[darkpancakelord]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[pikachucastiel]

I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE

[corn-of-the-calum-hood]

I GOT LUKE HEMMINGS ROLLING HIS EYES WHAT THE HELL

[undertale-the-suffering-au]

God damn you sparkly Nicolas Cage.

[ellie-dremurr00]

hmm what will I get? *PLEASE LET THERE BE A MINI DEATH THE KID*

[zelda7999]

WHAT AM
I GONNA GET

[sorasprings]

WHAT IS IT OMG

[sorasprings]

It was a sparkly Nicolas Cage XD

[wallowaffles]

What will it be

[gale-of-the-nomads]

what will it be

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ryedragon]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[displaced-angel]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[riningear]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[spoopy-len-in-a-dress]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofspooky]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[highonvodka]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[2spookysamy]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[crotchkat-vantass]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[113k]

worth a shot huh

[terminalmack]

This is fucking crazy… so I’m a Marine right and I thiught, fuck it, my Mom’s birthday is coming up and I want to go home for that but I didn’t think my leave request would be approved. GUESS WHO’S GONNA SURPRISE THEIR MOM BY FLYING HOME.

[kazookidissosoabuggie]

worth the shit ya know

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[loganmcowen]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[loganmcowen]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samurai-ko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera]

Always reblog this

[septiplie-der-pool]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[sanctuarywitch]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[stuffie-kitten]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[probablyromanticrpgideas]

Make sure the romance is there on both sides people

[did-you-even-make-a-sound]

Screw people who don’t believe in male rape.

[raven-against-bullshit]

Everyone can be raped and denying that because of your childish, pathetic hatred for men is quite frankly disgusting.

[myreticentvale]

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

[maddisonkennedy]

Couldn’t scroll

[sleeping-with-the-suicidal]

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.

[supernaturaltakeover]

Also, keep this flame burning for those fighting suicide right now.

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new ‘gang’ way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

[something-spectacular]

I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.

PLEASE reblog this.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[myswagisnice]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[peachy-blisss]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[thetasrose]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

[stardusttx]

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

[queenprotein]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead]

I am sorry…

[shadyqueencentral]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy]

Hell no.

[letmeseeyourdicks]

Sorry

[theroyalblogofcocks]

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

[stalkerazzi365]

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

[ricanass]

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

[smileitspaul]

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

[playtime-and-pastels]

Scrolled past but got paranoid

[casuallyhardcoreimagines]

y

[astrologin]

EU TE AMO MÃE 

[oceanwhales]

WHY IS THIS POST BACK?

[entermyvoidd]

Omg this my second time seeing this shit I hate these

[virtuheaux]

Im so sorry and i hate these! But i never want to chance it!!

[rawkiss]

PILAR

[bikonciousnessa]

😤😤😤😤

[mslightbright90]

Love my mom

[eddieanddane2]

Love ya mommy bear

[ooweeshenadi]

I love you mommy.

[ashleydh1025]

I love my mom I’m not risking it

[takenbyheartstrings]

I love you mum

[sexc-dolan-confession]

for my momma, i love u mommaaa

[dolansbby]

I ain’t risking it. I love my mommy

[shes-so-particular]

I hate seeing this shit 💀

[nat-the-dancer]

If you think Natasha Romanoff a.k.a. Black Widow should get her own movie, reblog this

Originally posted by imaginary-desires